Tim Cook: Apple is closer than ever to unveiling a new product line

Lemme guess.. It will start with a lower case i and be some gadget that will have a new model every year with minor upgrades yet still a premium cost and if you do not upgrade constantly you will not be "cool"

is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Ha ha Brilliant!

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Of course, Cook reiterated that "you want to take the time to get it right,"

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My best guess is that for Crapple it takes time to steal others people ideas and patent them like is an iCrap invention.
...Over price the product and scam all the iSheeps as much and as long they can.

Pure & simple Mac garbage "investment" mentality; if you ask me.

Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Are you a goof??

And IF you indeed post this as a "joke" without actually stating that then you're a HUGE goof!

The Onion is fraudulent in every way. Nothing on it is legit or factual. This isn't happening and anyone that believes a laptop with a "wheel" (giant touchpad) will actually replace a KB then they're total bafoons too and should be punished by pain for their stupidity.


Do your research first and MOST OF ALL........STAY THE F OFF THE ONION...........or at least don't propagate their nonsense please.

Thx

Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Are you a goof??

And IF you indeed post this as a "joke" without actually stating that then you're a HUGE goof!

The Onion is fraudulent in every way. Nothing on it is legit or factual. This isn't happening and anyone that believes a laptop with a "wheel" (giant touchpad) will actually replace a KB then they're total bafoons too and should be punished by pain for their stupidity.


Do your research first and MOST OF ALL........STAY THE F OFF THE ONION...........or at least don't propagate their nonsense please.

Thx

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you truly are an idiot arent you? anyone with even a moderate sense of humor got that one.and take care who you call a goof as one day you will be picking your teeth up off the floor as a result.that term has connotations that perhaps you should google.if you have something contructive to say,and this i doubt,spit it out,but dont waste our time with this drivel.

Originally posted by aldan:

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Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Are you a goof??

And IF you indeed post this as a "joke" without actually stating that then you're a HUGE goof!

The Onion is fraudulent in every way. Nothing on it is legit or factual. This isn't happening and anyone that believes a laptop with a "wheel" (giant touchpad) will actually replace a KB then they're total bafoons too and should be punished by pain for their stupidity.


Do your research first and MOST OF ALL........STAY THE F OFF THE ONION...........or at least don't propagate their nonsense please.

Thx

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you truly are an idiot arent you? anyone with even a moderate sense of humor got that one.and take care who you call a goof as one day you will be picking your teeth up off the floor as a result.that term has connotations that perhaps you should google.if you have something contructive to say,and this i doubt,spit it out,but dont waste our time with this drivel.

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Sorry little girl for offending you because you no doubt believed this too UNTIL you saw it's from The Onion.

However, 99% of people fall for Onion-related nonsense, including IT people and ones like yourself that "claim" they're intelligent and then propagate it to others as if it's real.

If it's intended as a joke then any "idiot" as you say, would have followed up with some notation that it was intended to be one.

Now......you ARE a goof for falling for this.

The originator of the article is a goof for posting this with absolute conviction.

and because you don't seem to know what the word "goof" means......here you go little girl....(Look familiar??) HA HA HA


a mistake.
"he made one of the most embarrassing goofs of his tenure"
2.
a foolish or stupid person.

verb
verb: goof; 3rd person present: goofs; past tense: goofed; past participle: goofed; gerund or present participle: goofing

1.
spend time idly or foolishly; fool around.
"I was goofing around and broke my arm"
evade a duty; idle or shirk.
"he was goofing off from his math homework"
synonyms: mess around/about, fool around, clown, act up, play the fool More
"I didn't want Mr. Lester to think I was just goofing off"
make fun of; ridicule.
"Lew and I started goofing on Alison's friend"
2.
make a mistake; blunder.
"you're scared to say yes in case you goof up"
synonyms: blunder, err, mess up, fluff, flub, slip up, make a mistake More



I don't pick MY teeth off ground........usually put the teeth of people like YOU on the ground.

Now.........PIPE DOWN!

oh relax,you dont offend me in the least.while i find ignorance distasteful it really doesnt offend me.but do go on as your lack of any kind of coherant thought is most entertaining.you have certainly proved the adage that "talk is cheap".

Originally posted by aldan:

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oh relax,you dont offend me in the least.while i find ignorance distasteful it really doesnt offend me.but do go on as your lack of any kind of coherant thought is most entertaining.you have certainly proved the adage that "talk is cheap".

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Again....PIPE DOWN!

AD should have banned your ass for the insulting remark you made as it was motivated solely by your need to vindicate.

Mine......was a remark to someone that deserved it as they actually think it's real. Hence the phrase in "question" form.

You find "ignorance distasteful" yet you spew it!! WTF?

Stop posting here jagoff!

LMAO!

Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by aldan:

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oh relax,you dont offend me in the least.while i find ignorance distasteful it really doesnt offend me.but do go on as your lack of any kind of coherant thought is most entertaining.you have certainly proved the adage that "talk is cheap".

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Again....PIPE DOWN!

AD should have banned your ass for the insulting remark you made as it was motivated solely by your need to vindicate.

Mine......was a remark to someone that deserved it as they actually think it's real. Hence the phrase in "question" form.

You find "ignorance distasteful" yet you spew it!! WTF?

Stop posting here jagoff!

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Do you think you are the only one "in the know" about the Onion? It has been a parody news mag for many years, DB. Anyone with a modicum of common sense would know that the OP did not believe the macbook wheel was an actual item and sarcasm was lost on you.

Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by aldan:

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oh relax,you dont offend me in the least.while i find ignorance distasteful it really doesnt offend me.but do go on as your lack of any kind of coherant thought is most entertaining.you have certainly proved the adage that "talk is cheap".

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Again....PIPE DOWN!

AD should have banned your ass for the insulting remark you made as it was motivated solely by your need to vindicate.

Mine......was a remark to someone that deserved it as they actually think it's real. Hence the phrase in "question" form.

You find "ignorance distasteful" yet you spew it!! WTF?

Stop posting here jagoff!

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anyone with any sense of humour would know the onion video was a joke aimed at apple.i saw the video about 4 years ago and knew it was a joke bk then.Also like the onion sony video but havn't seen a thread worthy of the link.

If apple did actually come up with a new product it would of been leaked probably months ago and we'd all know what it is.They are probably just redesigning something and trying to claim it as there own.

i dont think this fool has a sense of humor.but hes pretty funny all the same.

Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Are you a goof??


Do your research first and MOST OF ALL........STAY THE F OFF THE ONION...........or at least don't propagate their nonsense please.

Thx

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What !?
What are you talking about !?

I already order my first Mac Product Laptop with a "Little Wheel" via the Onion ("THE" news source). I will be so happy to never use a KB again, not even for hacking.

Oh.
They give me: 50% off as a warm welcome to the iSheep Club.


...no reply need. Thx.

Originally posted by Mrguss:

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Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:

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is it the macbook wheel.heres the link to check it out link

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Are you a goof??


Do your research first and MOST OF ALL........STAY THE F OFF THE ONION...........or at least don't propagate their nonsense please.

Thx

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What !?
What are you talking about !?

I already order my first Mac Product Laptop with a "Little Wheel" via the Onion ("THE" news source). I will be so happy to never use a KB again, not even for hacking.

Oh.
They give me: 50% off as a warm welcome to the iSheep Club.


...no reply need. Thx.

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howling with laughter mrguss.

Originally posted by hearme0:

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Originally posted by aldan:

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oh relax,you dont offend me in the least.while i find ignorance distasteful it really doesnt offend me.but do go on as your lack of any kind of coherant thought is most entertaining.you have certainly proved the adage that "talk is cheap".

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Again....PIPE DOWN!

AD should have banned your ass for the insulting remark you made as it was motivated solely by your need to vindicate.

Mine......was a remark to someone that deserved it as they actually think it's real. Hence the phrase in "question" form.

You find "ignorance distasteful" yet you spew it!! WTF?

Stop posting here jagoff!

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