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'Xbox Addiction' leads to beating by sex deprived girlfriend

Written by Andre Yoskowitz (Google+) @ 15 Mar 2013 21:16 User comments (20)

'Xbox Addiction' leads to beating by sex deprived girlfriend A sex deprived girlfriend was arrested this week for assaulting her boyfriend in the middle of a supermarket.
Heather Hayes walked into the supermarket, nude from the waist down and assaulted her boyfriend claiming that he would not have sex with her due to being addicted to his Xbox 360.

Hayes says her boyfriend had been playing his console for days with friends and refused to have sex with her.

The man, Eric Zuber, had run to the supermarket to call the police after Hayes bit him and grabbed him by the testicles, say authorities.

Hayes has been charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.

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20 user comments

115.3.2013 22:12

That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how

215.3.2013 22:16

wtf lmao!

315.3.2013 22:19

i will bet 100 to 1 it was halo!!!!!

415.3.2013 23:11

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned......

515.3.2013 23:26

Oh, my word.

Congrats on being just about THE most amusing call any of those officers ever went out on; he's not living that one down too soon.

616.3.2013 1:30
conker989
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Originally posted by 1nsan3:
i will bet 100 to 1 it was halo!!!!!
ill take that bet it was probably black ops 2

716.3.2013 1:58

Here's the picture of both of them

http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

This explains alot..... Unfortunately

816.3.2013 2:01

Originally posted by 1nsan3:
That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how

Eh, I think most mundane tasks would take priority on my list above "Sex with psycopath."



916.3.2013 2:10

I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;)

1016.3.2013 2:53

Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
Here's the picture of both of them

http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

This explains alot..... Unfortunately
Fat girls need love too, but they got to pay.

1116.3.2013 3:17

Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
Here's the picture of both of them

http://www.google.com/search?q=Heather+...cgYDo_RaRvzM%3A

This explains alot..... Unfortunately
she should be given the death sentence for the indecent exposure charge ..... that's put me right off of my breakfast :(

1216.3.2013 8:46

Was this guy gay???

I mean you passed up sex with a women who loved you minus she was being a nut and grabbing yours ???


1316.3.2013 12:17

Originally posted by yussef:
I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;)
As in what? This could be the slogan.

Playing XBOX is better than sex with a fat crazy chick!




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1416.3.2013 13:03

Originally posted by 1nsan3:
That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how
Call Of Duty

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1516.3.2013 13:45

Originally posted by bobiroc:
Originally posted by yussef:
I wonder how much this would be worth as an advertisement for Microsoft ;)
As in what? This could be the slogan.

Playing XBOX is better than sex with a fat crazy chick!




It does have a certain ring to it. I would bet if the Nintendo Wii u changed their slogan to that their sales might skyrocket. A lot of the Nintendo crowd is under 15 anyway. :-)
This message has been edited since its posting. Latest edit was made on 16 Mar 2013 @ 13:48

1616.3.2013 14:25
derp3
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Originally posted by 1nsan3:
That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how
when you get sex every day it's not that much of a big deal

1716.3.2013 16:17

Originally posted by wheelstb:
A lot of the Nintendo crowd is under 15 anyway. :-)
So is a lot of the so called "Hard-Core" gamers playing rated M games intended for the older crowd.

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1817.3.2013 0:31

I assume he was online?

WoW had a really negative effect on my relationship. I bet it's not about sex really just attention.


Its a lot easier being righteous than right.


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1918.3.2013 16:53

Well he obviously couldn't "Control-her"

2019.3.2013 13:52

Originally posted by 1nsan3:
That sucks to be him. I dont care what game it is, there is NO GAME ON THE PLANET that I would keep playing and pass up sex. no way no how
I wouldn't say that until I saw this "woman" :)

UPDATE: Thanks to Bigwillyz's detective work, I doubt this "Heather Hayes 24" is the blonde superbabe. If it were, then I would HAVE to know what Xbox 360 games he plays ;)
This message has been edited since its posting. Latest edit was made on 19 Mar 2013 @ 13:59

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