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Rise of the Recession Romeos
LONDON, February 11 /PRNewswire/ -- Hard up British blokes are ditching pricey treats in favour of credit-crunch proof ways of romancing loved ones this Valentine's Day. 1.6 million even admit they are following in the footsteps of Byron, Keats, and Shakespeare by penning their own love poems this February 14th. This is according to research from voice-to-text company SpinVox which reveals two thirds of men (65%) are planning to make significant cuts in spending this Valentines day. Women hoping for expensive, grand romantic gestures this year are likely to be left bitterly disappointed - the report also shows that almost three-quarters (72%) of British men are going to be leaving their romantic planning until the very last minute this year - too late to book romantic meals or trips to the movies. One in ten men are even planning to present their loved one with a home-made card as a romantic gift as the recession bites. In order to help love-stricken 'Recession Romeos', SpinVox has teamed up with Christopher Mulvey, emeritus professor of English at the University of Winchester to provide a helpful five step guide for wannabe Wordsworths who don't know where to start. To give the budding poets an extra helping hand, SpinVox has also created an interactive web page http://www.moblog.net/RecessionRomeos/ - lovestruck men can call a dedicated phone line - +44(0)161-369-6432 - and their love poems will instantly be published. Professor Mulvey said, "It's hard to put a price on romance, but these are hard times, and the credit crunch is making it difficult to express your feelings through physical gifts. Nonetheless, lovers can give the object of your affection the richest present in the world in the form of a hand-crafted, heart-felt poem." Professor Mulvey's Guide to Poetry for Recession Romeos There are five simple routes to creating a memorable poem for Valentine's day, some of them harder than others. 1. Compute it - Basically, cheating. Type 'poetry engine' into Google, and you'll find simple software that can help you to soften any heart. Type in some key words and let the computer do the rest. 2. Shape it - Shape your poem out of lines from the great old love poems-the ones that break your heart just to read them. Run a quick web search, and you'll find them by the dozen. Take a selection of best lines and weave them together. And why not customise things a little as you go along?-'O, my Sarah's like a red, red rose,' etc. Be sure to only use old poems; anything written after 1900 might belong to someone - Wikipedia will tell you the dates. 3. Write it - The serious option. Read a few classic love poems to limber up. Think of a special moment. Keep it simple and write from the heart. Don't try and be clever, cheap or sloppy. 4. Dream it - The hardest way. The best love poems are dreams, visions or fantasies. It might be best not to try and write one at all, and just let it come. As Bob Dylan said 'I think a poet is anyone who wouldn't call himself a poet.' 5. Deliver it - This can help turn a lovely poem into something really memorable, but needs to be chosen carefully! Would turning up in your beloveds place of work to read the poem really go down well? SpinVox can help you do something subtle, yet meaningful.






